me during any sport other than hockey
me: wait is that icing?
me: wheres the penalty box?
me: so if you win the playoffs, whats your trophy called?
me: is there penalties?
me: uh, so how many periods?
me: innings? what...
me: when is there gunna be fights?
normal girls: falls in love with boys out of her league
me: falls in love with boys in the national hockey league
Cheating is not an accident.
Falling off a bike is an accident. You don’t trip and fall into a vagina.
me after putting makeup on: at least i tried
violentdeke: happy birthday to milk babcock
Me whenever I see picture of Valtteri Filppula